You wouldn’t guess it by looking at me, but my favorite thing to do at the gym is lift weights. I’m talking freeweights, baby–serious iron. (OK, by looking at me you wouldn’t think I exercise at all, but that’s beside the point.) I did upper-body work Tuesday, about half barbell & half dumbbell.
I used the 50lb barbell for most of what I did. I’m the only woman I’ve ever seen hoisting that sucker, or even the 40lb’er. I did some biceps curls with an EZ curl barbell, but it was only a 30lb’er. By then it was late enough in my workout that I couldn’t use the 50lb anymore. And yet the 30lb felt too easy, as if I was wimping out.
The first time I had the cojones to do freeweights at this gym, I didn’t know what weight to use, so I grabbed the lightest one–2olbs. I did a couple of curls with it and then re-racked it in disgust, because it was so easy it made me feel like an idiot. (Side note: this is the barbell I see other women with. I’ve never seen a gal with a heavier barbell at that gym. I’m sure they could handle it if they had any faith in themselves, but even the personal trainers–who should really know better–give women only the 20lb one.)
Anyway, I will now masterfully connect pumping iron to crocheting, because I rock like that.
My cousin Becky dropped by my cousin Maggie’s (her sister) when I was over there tonight. She is pregnant again and due in December. This only enables me, y’know.
I promised her a baby blanket, amongst assorted other goodies. (Boy, the look she gave me when I waxed enthusiastic over getting to make sweaters!) I have a mostly-unused Pound of Love from Lion Brand in pale yellow, & I’m using this.
So, the question comes, what stitch pattern do I use? I know I don’t have the patience to follow anyone else’s pattern (though, of course, props to y’all who write ’em). So I’d have to come up with my own. And I opened up Notepad to write it down so I can post it to my free patterns site.
I intended to begin with to do horizontal stripes of a sort–plain DC interspersed with a lacier stitch. But this is a December baby, and it gets cold here in January/February time frame. So I wanted something not holey. Then I remembered a hat I’d made during Lent. Specifically, this one:
Alternating several double crochets with several single crochets, all on the same row, gives a sort of rippled look, without the pain in the rear that actual ripple patterns always give me. (I don’t know why they do, but they do.)
So, I came up with a “pattern.” And I WILL post it to my patterns site when I am done with the blanket, and I will call it the Lazy Ripple Baby Blanket. What I’m tempted to call it, on the other hand, is “The Dumbass Ripple Blankie”, because that’s what I feel like when I sit down to write this down as a pattern.
There are so many possible variations on this it’s silly. If I remember right–I didn’t write anything down at the time–the hat is 2 sc followed by 3 dc. The blanket is 3 sc followed by 3 dc. There are two ways to do this–either a multiple of 3 or a multiple of 6 (depending on whether you want it to end with sc or dc–a multiple of 3 but not 6 is necessary to end with the same stitch you start with), plus 1. You just sc in the scs and dc in the dcs. It’s really that simple. I’m working with a starting chain of 121, which means I’m ending with 3 dcs. But you could do a starting chain with a multiple of four, five, or seven or more plus 1 (you always need 1 extra st when you start with a single crochet), and then do 5 sc followed by 5 dc, or you could have a multiple of 5 with an uneven breakdown, as with the hat.
It’s so simple a pattern, just 3 rows, two of which are the pattern repeat (only different because of the starting stitch, which means a different number of turning chains). It’s the crochet equivalent of the 20lb barbell. I can do it, but I feel silly doing it because it requires so little effort.
I’ll post a picture of the blanket when I’m done; truthfully that’s going to be the hardest part. Finishing the blanket. I tend to lose interest partway through blankets of any sort, but hopefully there’s enough variation in this one to keep me entertained.